Friday, July 20, 2007

For Alex and a woman named Squidkid

A friend of mine has a hernia the size of a Rubrics Cube.
Fifteen minutes and he pushes his small intestine in.
He can’t pee without thinking about it.
It makes me nervous just thinking about him.

A girl friend told me that this is all chauvinistic.
“Well…” she says bitterly, but I’m not going to correct it,
“We all lie,” I tell her, as if I have multiple literary friends.
She rolls her eyes. That’s when I know she understands.

A something something comma big thing period
Everyone knows that there is only one way to drone...
I continue with, “Did you know…”
I retell a story I read on CNN

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

BLAKE WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PUTTING MY NAME IN YOUR BLOGS ON THE INTERNEST!?>@

Blake said...

That isn't "marie, it's "marr-y." So technically, not ur name.

thomas.fabian said...

squidkid is better anyhow

Anonymous said...

yeah, it's much better this way