A friend of mine has a hernia the size of a Rubrics Cube.
Fifteen minutes and he pushes his small intestine in.
He can’t pee without thinking about it.
It makes me nervous just thinking about him.
A girl friend told me that this is all chauvinistic.
“Well…” she says bitterly, but I’m not going to correct it,
“We all lie,” I tell her, as if I have multiple literary friends.
She rolls her eyes. That’s when I know she understands.
A something something comma big thing period
Everyone knows that there is only one way to drone...
I continue with, “Did you know…”
I retell a story I read on CNN
4 comments:
BLAKE WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PUTTING MY NAME IN YOUR BLOGS ON THE INTERNEST!?>@
That isn't "marie, it's "marr-y." So technically, not ur name.
squidkid is better anyhow
yeah, it's much better this way
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