So I was cruising the internet in my psych class today and I was all researching “Poetry” on wikipedia. I got fucking offended, can you believe there are assholes out there that can write anything, and I mean anything, and call it a “poem?” So like this right here,
“this,”
that’s a fucking poem man. I could pretty much be jesus fucking Christ at writing poetry for all I know.
Know?
Like right there. I wrote “You” and I followed it, by typing “know.” Shakespeare man. Oh yeah, I learned about him. He was this fag who wore frilly shirts and like fucked dudes or something. But I guess being gay makes you good with words, so like I sort of respect that. I wish being gay made me good at paying attention to my professor cause then, like I’d do it, so I wouldn’t have to be writing this here.
Any-
Ways
When I was googling poetry (right before I googled “chicks in thongs” though) and I found some stupid religious inspired sex poetry, or Relsextry, a website called it. Now, as an evangelical, this stuff makes me pissed. I only think about God when I’m praying, it’s like a fucking sin to think of him when I’m touching my dick on a chick’s tit. You know? So like I can’t believe people feel the presence of Jesus, when a dicks in a vag, that’s sacrilege and bogus, man. But people do it! And they call it art. Well you know, you put an “F” in front of that word, and we know what that spells. FART. Yeah, so like FART is just a stupid excuse to write dumb stuff. This for instance,
"When you’re on top
I feel like John Winthrop
On his first voyage
Cross the atlantic
Prepping his mates
For a glorious life
After the second
Coming
Of Christ."
"When we’re both naked
I’m comfortable with original sin
I feel like I’d take the blame
For every single snake
Tempting a nude chick
To consume
Forbidden
Fruit"
Like what does that mean?
Seriously!
"
I got tickets to this ark
Where You and I
Are going
To populate
Nations"
Well I gotta go
Gunna see the rodeo
With my paps
man.
I could get used
to this.
